DISCLAIMER... None of the characters are mine. Shocking, I know. Also not making any money... and the surprises just keep coming. Joss Whedon (bless his little cotton socks) & Co own EVERYBLOODYTHING. I'mnotworthy I'mnotworthy. No breaches of any illegal breachable thing are intended. It's all done out of love, obsession, hero worship and horniness.
NEXT WEEK ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
by
Kimalis
Spike says, OMG Xander I love you, and Xander says OMG Spike I love you too and Spike says, but I'm a vampire, and Xander says OMG I love vampires, but I 'm an insecure little boy, and Spike says OMG I love those. Then Buffy says, Spike I'm gonna stake you, and Spike says, ppfft, not with that banana you aren't, and Buffy says OMG I love bananas, and Anya says bunnies? did someone say bunnies, and Giles says are my glasses dirty? and Willow says I'll fix them, Occulus Reparo, and Tara says lookout! crossover!, and Spike ducks and says where? what crossbow,? and Xander says, heehee silly vampire do you want to have sex now, and Spike says sure bend over, and Xander says, don't forget, one finger, two fingers, three fingers, dick, its the rules, and Spike says, how many was that? and Xander says I forget, better start again, and Buffy says I think it was two and OMG I love bananas, and Willow says Xander you should totally be a consort now, and Giles says, Harry I love you, and Tara says lookout here it comes again! and Ethan says, woohoo Chaos, and Buffy says owww, how did that banana get in there, and Xander says, now three, aaaaaaaaaaaaand dick, then Willow says its gonna cost you to get that banana removed, and Spike says, never fear, I'm a Godzillionairre thanks to Peaches' sounds financial planning, and Anya says money? where money? and Xander says fuck me through the mattress! and Spike says, mine mine mine! and Buffy says O-O-O-OMG I reeeaaalllllly love bananas, and Captain John says, hey wanna meet my poodle? and Tara says duck, its back!, and Xander says touch my claim scar! touch my claim scar! and Spike says shhh I lost count now we have to start again....ok...one finger...................
ALL THIS AND MORE.......
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